Moisturelieser


any lotion or moisturizer that promises to firm up the skin and ease the look of cellulite and flabbiness. it is an industry wide lie that these products will eliminate one’s cellulite or firm up sagging skin.
i told sara to stop using the moisturelieser because there is no way that stuff will make that cellulite on her thighs go away. she needs to go to go to the gym.

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