Mojave Mouth
a condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely “thirsty.” their mouth is figuratively as dry as the mojave desert.
bro #1 “man, that chick is thirsty! that’s a turnoff bro!”
bro#2 “tell me about it, that chick has straight up mojave mouth! i thought i saw a tumble weed fall out!”
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