mojave


home of the rutan brothers and is rumored to be a portal to h-ll
wow the rutans live in mojave but there is a lot of evil around this town
the act or state of being incredibly hard and ready to be falached; used in describing the appearance of a person or their: p-n-s, muscles, t-ts, cl-toris, etc.
ex 1: g-d dam girl your making me real mojave right now.
ex 2: hot dam, those b-tches t-ts are so mojave.
microsofts next generation operating system. makes up for the failure of vista.
our productivity went up 300% once we upgraded to the new windows mojave.
(as in “mojave expiriment” done by windows.) a girl who is fake and superficial. all the girls hate her, all the guys think she’s hot.
keeton: wow that chick is so hot.
kait: ew. she’s so mojave. seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
keeton: whatever i think she’s hot.

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