Mojito


(mo-hee-toe) rum drink containing lime, mint, sugar, and soda.
to make a good mojito, crush 12 fresh spearmint leaves with half a lime and 4 tsp of sugar. add 1.5 oz of rum, fill the gl-ss with ice, and top off with club soda. garnish with mint sprig and lime wedge.
a bacardi rhum drink made qith spearmint leaves, rhum, fizz water and ice
bartender, gimme a mojito…and yeah i ain’t gay but i like my mojito.
a disgusting flavor of orbit gum. not recommended to be tried at all.
trevor: what flavor gum is that?
taylor: d-ck.
trevor: no dude, seriously, what flavor is it?
taylor: mint mojito.
trevor: what’s mojito?
taylor: d-ck.
synonym for “thank you,” usually used to express extreme grat-tude.
bones: would you like a cold beverage?
ted: yes. mojito! would you care to partake of my floss?
bones: mojito!
ted: bonfire.

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