mokai


its a danish alcohol drink, it’s like drinking soda and alcohol. they drink alot of mokai’s in the danish city called randers. in randers are there many criminal people. almost all of the guys have buzzed hair, rides a old custom made scooter, wears nike shox and wear big baggy trousers.
“bro why are you drinking mokai? we are not in randers.”

“sorry m8 it just taste so good”
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