molding and sculpting
to convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a s-xual end. much like “beer goggles”, this usually happens while drunk.
guy 1: holy cr-p, why is jimmy buying drinks for that frankenstein-looking chick?
guy 2: he’s busy molding and sculpting over there.
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