moldy doughnut
a fat girl who has never had s-x
man that moldy doughnut is still in the box
a fat male or female who has never had s-x
i ain’t picking up that moldy doughnut. no matter how many beers i’ve had.
the doughnut n-body wants no matter how hungry they are.
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