Molenkamp


a super creep. a cross between a hyena and a jack rabbit, this loud laughing creature can be heard devouring its lunch or dinner from miles away.
cuts holes in his pockets so he can touch himself. it’s not like anyone else wants to.

he can be recognized by his steamy p-ssion for call of duty 4,his huge p-rn collection,

ssomeone who has been recently hammered in the -ss and goes to sh-t and sh-ts c-mm.
herman: hey, molenkamp, why don’t you come over to my house, fix my computer and we can look at p-rn together while i b-tt finger you.. and yes you can wear my grandma’s dress.

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