Molestarded
when someone, usually a woman, decides to make stupid decisions that lead to the unfortunate rape of that individual. usually involves alcohol and is something that your parents have told you several times.
joe: did you hear? melissa was raped last night.
steve: well i’m not surprised, she left the bar completely hammered and took the walk home through a dark alley…
joe: man, she is so molestarded
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