Molested


the state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been “molested” by marijuana.

a sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they’re seated.

the head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick mol-sses.

most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
david: …woh…we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes…i think…

chris: …i’m sooooo molested…

david: …gurgle…

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