molesterbate
the art of molesting someone (or thing) by masturbating on and or for them.
after we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.
1: to touch yourself in an unwanted s-xual manner.
2: to molest someone while touching yourself in a s-xual manner.
1: “don’t molesterbate alex!” “you think i want to do this tom?!?!”
2: “the old man behind wal-mart knocked me out and i woke up to him whacking off while touching me… he really does love to molesterbate…”
to give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a s-xual intent
ria molesterbated tj when he took his pants off
tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre
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