molesting your inner child
the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.
i feel kind of dirty. i watched “who framed roger rabbit” this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the jessica rabbit scene to molest my inner child.
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