Molet Penis


this particular p-n-s is perfect in every dimention, it is often used by sweedish scientis to calibrate their instruments. also has uses as a compas and a tuning fork in the key of a. was used in 1967 to calculate pi to one million decimal places.
“thats perfect! you could put the molet p-n-s to that!”

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