MOLIT
– stands for “mother in law in town”. basically means that you cannot do anything with anybody because you have to entertain, and or, spend time with your mother in law.
“sorry dude, i can’t go to the movies, i’m molit this weekend.”
“d-mn, i would really like to play flaming-tennis, but i’m moliting this weekend. seems like that b-tch is here every weekend!”
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