Molly Gann


a perfectly spherical piece of human feces. the flawlessness of the specimen is made by the general looseness of the -n-s through which the “molly gann” p-sses.

(this is a play on the word “mulligan” and has no reference to any person.)
i shouldn’t have eaten so many puffy tacos; all those molly gann’s in the toilet made me apprehensive about what i did last night.

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