Molly Story


a molly story is signified by a girl who insists on telling insignificant and mindnumbing stories out of context in the middle of conversation. during this she will insist on capturing the attention of all present..whilst repeating the story until each person has been ‘enlightened’. she will then proceed to cry.

this girl must be loveable, but exhasperating in her anecdotes.
a molly story:

“guys! guys! guys!”
“..what?”
“sometimes i go upstairs to fetch something… and forget what i went up for.”
“…that’s great molly.”

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