molvis
any substance or mammal smelling of a distinct combination of b.o., coffee, cigarettes, puke, and mold. molvis is very recognizable in any 15 foot radius. it’s very gross, and you might p-ss out if you come too close to it.
example #1
annie going to babysit the children: hi kids! i’ve missed you!
kids: eww, go away, you smell like molvis.. mollllvisssssssssssss!!!!
example #2
guy: so i was doin this chick last night, it was pretty sloppy but considering i was gettin some it was still pretty good. then out of nowhere there was this nasty overwhelming molvis smell comin from her downstairs situation, so i was like mayyyneee f-ck dis shiiiit i gotsta get outta hurrrrrrr n-gg-! so then i dipped out and left dat b-tch.
other guys: nigaaa you was right to dip outta dat. you mighta got da herp or somethin nastyy if you overstayed yo welcome tooo long in dat vag!
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