Mom Belly


n. the uncontrollable swelling mid-section of aging mothers. the legs usually remain in the same proportion to the mother’s teenage figure, just the stomach seems to expand. most commonly seen in women thirty and older.
besides the mom belly, your mother is pretty smokin’.

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