mom bitch
when a girl tells u what to do, ex: give me a cigarette, clean ur room, were stayin home tonight.
she is very bossy. you have to learn to stay away from them, or kill every last one of them
rosie: hey guys u better sing happy birthday or ill kick ur -ss and im not drunk.
djay mpn: g-d that rosie is a “mom b-tch”
moms that are pms-ed all the time and make up reasons to yell at their kids since they have no other ppl to berate. usually divorced and/or working at high-stress jobs. kid basically becomes a burden to them, still, they won’t let the dad have the kid b/c of their stupid arrogant pride. these b-tches will get p-ssed off just seeing their kid’s face (especially w/ a report card). just think: endure until you finish high school. then leave and never come back, leave a note “bye forever you stupid verbal-abuse b-tch. i will definitely not miss you. im crying with happiness. you probably are too, you selfish loud tard.” don’t confuse these with the “teach-moms” that actually explain why they yell.
if you’re a “momb-tch”, you’re probably reading this comment over your kid’s shoulder and will proceed to yell at them and force them to promise to take care of you. yep, that confirms you. you’re 100% momb-tch. if you now proceed to beat your kid, just so you know, you’re going to h-ll.
won’t let you go out with friends, because she thinks ur irresponsible. most likely because you had a arguement with her 2 weeks ago, because you stayed to late at your friends house. she over exxadrates about everything, and is over protective.
mom b-tch: “you can’t spend the night, your too young”
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