mom boob
when the huge b–bs of a mom figure are squeezed into your chest when given a long enthusiastic hug. typical offenders are grandmothers, aunts, and other older female relatives. usually brings on feelings of utter nastiness.
john: honey, what’s wrong with you?
jane: omigod john, i just got the mom b–bs from your mom!!!
great b–bs on a woman aged enough to look like shes had kids already, commonly seen at concerts, rodeos, parties, bars, nude beaches and most other places involving alcohol consumption
“dude, look over there, mom b–bs, ten o clock!”
“no man, im checkin out the mom b–bs right behind us, that mom is hot as h-ll.”
o sh-t man, those are d-mn nice mom b–bs, but the nipples are kinda different sized”
“yea cuz her kid like to suck on the left one more.”
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