Mom Check


this check is performed when you’re not sure how a young women will look when she gets older. this will give you a window as to how well the women will age. you can look at her mother to determine several factors. these factors include but are not limited to: weight, build, size and m-ss.
i understand that you are interested in marrying sally. however, have you completed a mom check? i saw her mom the other day and her figure was less than desirable.

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