Mom I Tried


a derogatory term for a community college. it infers that since anyone can get into them, community colleges are for students too stupid or too lazy to get into a “real” college (a four year).
“all my friends are smart and going to real colleges, but i’m an idiot and could only got into a mom i tried.”

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