mom-off


its like a complete turn off.

but, your mom causes it by coming by your room late at night to say good night or in other cases “go to bed”.

before she came you were probably masturbating and looking at p-rn.

you will lose your b-n-r and feel tired and sh-tfaced.
chris is jacking off at p-rn with his friend jack.

chris’s mom comes to say goodnight at the sleepover.

jack whispers, “what a mom-off.”

chris replies, “yeah.”

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