Mom Party
a high cl-ss box social when each attendent brings their best mom to the party to be examined, heartfully chatted about or discouraged.
this weekends “mom party” is about to be off the chains.
a box of wine. usually cheap chardonnay or other mom-friendly wine. recently marketed as “casks” to make middle age women feel less bad about the stigma of drinking wine from a box.
let’s avoid the kitchen, my mom and some friends are in there getting ripped on mom party.
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