Mom Test
using the physical attractiveness of a girl’s mom to predict how attractive she’ll be when she gets older.
“dude, angie looks pretty hot now, but i saw her shopping with her parents at the mall and she totally flunks the mom test. ”
“kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s mom weighs like 280 pounds. that girl flunks the mom test big time.”
“wow, charlotte’s mom is a total milf! that girl totally p-sses the mom test with flying colors!”
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