an incredibly illegible text sent by a suburbanite mother that just upgraded to an iphone and still texts as if she’s got a nokia the size of a postage stamp.
son: hey mom
mom: hi, wt r u dng? i jst gt bk frm t apple str. iphn is gr8
son: mom this is 2015, stop sending mom texts.
- mississippi whippet
a mississippi whippet is when you flatulate into your partners mouth, then they blow it back into your own mouth. jay and shane gave each other mississippi whippets to cover the smell of alcohol on their breath.
accounting in a way that supports the subject’s economic position. d-mn, i’m going to have to spend a few hours on accountanomics before i file my tax return.
a short person with many girlfriends and has a long d-ck but doesn’t brag about it girl: do your friends know about ur long d-ck boy: no i am an akhona akhona is a name for the shortest person with a lot of girlfriends. he has a big d-ck but doesn’t brag about you are […]
- am radio and chill
a primitive version of “netflix and chill”, which older generations did and what some hipsters still do. little kid: “grandpa, where did i come from?” grandpa: “well kid you’re grandma and i made whoopee in the back of a station-wagon to the sound of sweet static that was part of am radio and chill, which […]
- anime loser
someone who takes anime too seriously or never stops talking about it. someone said by an anime loser “did you see the episode when protagonist school kid transformed into the robo demon octo-senpai ?”