Mombeast


originated in johnstown pennsylvania. a mombeast is a mother, who doesn’t take any cr-p from anyone. she is a unique mother, who will do just about anything for any kid, but if you make her mad, watch out! she typically will use a swiffer, mop, or fly-swatter to get her point across. she is a strong, independent woman who you should be scared of.
that woman there, she is a mombeast!!!

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