Momchella
a woman found at music festivals who wears age inappropriate attire like fake daisies in her hair in order to fit with her children; often sighted at coach-lla fest.
dude 1: let’s dance somewhere else.
dude 2: alright, but why?
dude 1: too many momch-lla’s at this end. they always dance in my personal sp-ce and that one over there has been staring at me with her thirsty eyes. she’s starting to give me the creeps.
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