momectomy
the act of removing an over grown man child from his over bearing mom.
guy 1: “yo did you know dave still lives at home with his mom. she makes his bed in the morning and cooks him meatloaf.”
guy 2: “thats crazy. dave is 28 years old! we need to perform a momectomy and get dave his own apartment!”
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