Momentos
a sugar high from eating too many mentos
a sugar high
“i love mentos candy. i always want more, because they are mine! momentos!”
when one forgets. a forgetful person.
charles: “yo wat up bobby? wacha doin?”
bob: “u know, gettin’ da auto-mobile washed on a beauutiful day, brotha.”
charles: “cool cool…”
charles: “yo wat up bobby? wacha doin?”
bob: “n-gg-, i jus told you. u havin a momento moment?”
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