momfia


a group of about 30 women who are all very close friends. they love their children dearly but their children do not define them! they are misunderstood by others to be thought of as ‘mafia’ but they are just jealous.

they are all, legless pirates.
don’t cha wish you were apart of the momfia like me
dont cha wish you were cool like us
dont cha, dont cha
a group of female from all over the u.s. that are mothers that like to create drama online and off line in other mothers lives instead of spend time with there kids. they consider themselves like the mofia for moms.
watch out for the momfia
dont mess with the momfia
mess with one mess with all
do we need to call in the momfia to kick some -ss
mysp-ce is the momfia
a group of female from all over the u.s. that are mothers that like to create drama online and off line in other mothers lives instead of spend time with there kids. they consider themselves like the mofia for moms.
watch out for the momfia
dont mess with the momfia
mess with one mess with all
do we need to call in the momfia to kick some -ss

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