Momfit
similar to mom jeans but includes the whole outfit. momfits are comfortable but not flattering. a clothing combination commonly worn by moms which include but are not limited to the following:
• white keds tennis shoes (essential to a momfit)
• over sized zip up hooded sweatshirt preferably with a lame design on the back with a solid colored v-neck shirt under it
• straight leg blue jeans with a 9 inch zipper and/ or jeans that claim to make you look slimmer
• no makeup
• sporting a large -ss, m-ffin top or fupa
– if you are wearing this combination of items and are under 40 or not a mom, you should re-consider your wardrobe. never wear a momfit if you are trying to get laid.
jenny wears her momfit to work, but her boyfriend would never see her in it.
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