momgyver
a mom who can do virtually anything with a paperclip, a piece of gum and an aa battery.
“wow, how did you manage to get ahold of that sweet -ss prom dress so last minute?”
“oh you know, momgyver got my back”
“so how did you break our of that north korean prison? ”
” well, momgyver found a piece of gum and a paperclip, then she bribed the guards for an aa battery, and the rest is history as they say”
“how the heck did you get a hold of iphone 8, its not even out yet!”
“momgyver, bro. momgyver”
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