momiversary
congratulations! you have survived pregnancy, child birth, sleepless nights, and sleepless days. you have been peed on, p–ped on, and puked on. when your baby hurts-you hurt. you cry because your baby is growing up too d-mn fast, but celebrate every moment. you would do anything and move mountains for your little person. your a mom! and you made it one more year.
happy momiversary. congratulations on the road of motherhood.
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