Momma Kitten
momma kitten means kristen scott
hush, little baby, don’t say a word,
momma kitten’s gonna buy you a mockingbird.
and if that mockingbird don’t sing,
momma kitten’s gonna buy you a diamond ring.
and if that diamond ring turn br-ss,
momma kitten’s gonna buy you a looking gl-ss.
and if that looking gl-ss gets broke,
momma kitten’s gonna buy you a billy goat.
and if that billy goat don’t pull,
momma kitten’s gonna buy you a cart and bull.
and if that cart and bull turn over,
momma kitten’s gonna buy you a dog named rover.
and if that dog named rover won’t bark.
momma kitten’s gonna to buy you and horse and cart.
and if that horse and cart fall down,
well you’ll still be the sweetest little baby in town.
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