momma rocket
(noun): those minivans, suburbans and any other suv you see flying down the road at the speed of light. most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. soccer practice. gymnastics. tea parties.
watch out, sh-t gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to p-ss back juice boxes for the kiddies.
can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a camaro.
random driver: hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?
p-ssenger: no man, what was it?
random driver: #@$#()%-)! some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. didn’t know those things did that!
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