Mommalicious
a mother who is hotter than a milf and is just outright smokin’ hot.
i would go out with stacy’s mom, she’s mommalicious.
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the one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. may involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown. she engaged me in mompet-tion insisting her son walked at 6 months and implying my son was slow for his age.
- Monday Scaries
scared at life after your weekend started on thursday and it continued to sunday night. move aside sunday scaries there is a new sheriff in town. sorry i cannot hang out this monday as i am going straight home after work and watching true blood. i have a serious case of the monday scaries and […]
- not pimpin
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- Not my life
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someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. about as pleasant as a lump on a tw-t. the lady at the dmv was being a real puss bulge about the form i had to fill out.