mommentary
the annoying running commentary delivered by a mother to her about-to-start-crying child who is too young for (and therefore scared by) the ride/show/movie/etc… to which she has brought him.
i tried to enjoy riding pirates of the carribbean, but i couldn’t due to the mom behind me delivering a mommentary to her 3-year old about how silly and funny the skeletal pirates were.
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