Mommy B.O.
body odor of no merit achieved from doing meaningless ch-r-s all day that no one is even grateful for, just to have then undone then redone tomorrow.
(a mom to her single friend)
mom: “after driving dylan to soccer in my toyota highlander (the mini-van of the 2000’s), and going grocery shopping i developed mommy b.o. i couldn’t even shower before my parent/teacher conference”
friend: “uh well, maybe if you took five minutes to talk about something people actually gave a sh-t about these problems wouldn’t plague you”
mom: “whatever”
friend: ” and you wonder why your husband is f-cking the dental hygienist”
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