Mommy Bar


n. that infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. generally used by mothers in the p-ssenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching u-turn at 45mph.
he looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. the news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a “mommy bar” of some sort.

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