Mommyfriend
girlfriend or female companion of a man (usually in his 20’s) who is at least twice age. not to be confused with a cradle schnitzel, as in this case, the man is enamored by older women. a bit less extreme than a gerontophile.
look, is that pete and his mum?
nope, that his mommyfriend.
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br-ssica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head. son: what are you makin’ for dinner mom? mother: i was thinking cabbage and kluski. son: what! come on ma i f-ckin’ hate fart lettuce!! mother: -smack- watch your mouth!!
- Ferris Hilton
cory delaney, the australian teen who threw a party when his parents were away, had 500 mysp-ce gate-crashers and the police arrive, and ended up with a $30,000 damage bill. “did you see that aussie kid who threw that out-of-control party?” yeah, he’s like a cross between paris hilton and ferris bueller.” “ferris hilton!”
- Monga
without an erection. sometimes used as a term for a dumb person. in the sense of that he is so dumb and stupid that they did him up the b-tt monga. lo metieron monga. they stuck it monga. el esta monga. he is monga. a socially inept c-ckf-g who goes to university. shutup monga! monga, […]
- moon pretzel
to be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head. “oh my god! richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, i bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!”
- Necrophobic
used to describe one who is deathly afraid of death, dead bodies (animated or otherwise), and/or other objects relating to death ie: coffins, tombstones, scythes, etc. goth dude: holy sh#t its a corpse! necrophobic dude: aaaaah! i’m necrophobic! -dies- goth dude: holy sh#t its two corpses! an awesome slayer song necrophobic is one of my […]