mompound


to have s-xual intercourse with one’s mother, who may be a milf. often used as an insult in conjunction with a your mom joke.
“dude, your mom is so hot i think i’m going to mompound you when your dad’s not home.”

“when jeremy mompounded john, he got genital warts because his mom insisted that he not wear a condom.”

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