when your mom repeats back something she heard and gets it all wrong.
again, jack corrected her, “no mom, twitter allows 40 characters, not 400!” then he glanced at zoe and said, “momspeak!” as they laughed under their breath.
when the episode you just watched on netflix was really good. man, orange is the new black was on netfleeks last night.
- netflix and fap
when you wanna netflix and chill but ain’ got a bae hey you guys gonna netflix and chill nah we ain’t together no more i think ill stay home and netflix and fap
using s-xuality to advance in business or financially. “did you hear mich-lle got promoted?” “yeah after netwerking in that short skirt at the christmas party. i guess the boss just wanted to be closer to her.”
- new england boiled dinner
after a nice long, hot, steamy, naked soak in the hot tub with your lover, you stand up gingerly stuff your loose and dangling b-lls and man sack into your partner’s eager mouth. carl’s hot tub party turned wild once the three couple hot tub soak turned into a new england boiled dinner.