momtard
a young adult who dont work and lives with mom
he is still a mom tard
n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.
i felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.
Read Also:
- Mom Test
using the physical attractiveness of a girl’s mom to predict how attractive she’ll be when she gets older. “dude, angie looks pretty hot now, but i saw her shopping with her parents at the mall and she totally flunks the mom test. ” “kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s mom weighs […]
- momvert
mom’s who l-st after hot guys young enough to be their children madison’s mom is obsessed with the guys from twilight. she’s a total momvert…
- Ms. Long
nickname for the person with the finest biggest rounddest most desired booty in the room. looks nice in booty shorts and sweat pants. thinks she’s the top b-tch of the house but that’s only because she is. vary rare. dayyummmm look at thatt it’s a ms. long
- positute
a person who is possibly a prost-tute. when a guy sees a hot chick standing on the corner and says to his friend “i just found a positute”.
- perrenial partygoer
someone who would go to the opening of an envelope(rimshot) see paris hilton,the late great martin slobotkin of boston i can only aspire to be a perrenial partygoer….