Monaghan


to pull a monaghan is the act of stealing another man’s(or woman’s) girl.
fred totally pulled a monaghan last night at the party. christy was totally hammered.
a triple-layered combustible cannabis c-cktail consisting of equal parts hash, keef & greenbud
tony & caitlin each smoked a couple of monaghans, and were subsequently found naked, in the fountain, giggling ceaselessly.
to forget about your mates and be a self-serving -sshole. d-gg-ng your mates, a dog act.

made famous by joel monaghan of the canberra raiders.
wow greg inglis totally pulled a monaghan on the broncos.
adj. the absolute highest degree of h-m-s-xuality, n. the absolute f-ggiest of anything. v. to act in a highly h-m-s-xual fashion. antonyms: heteros-xual, not gay, not taking up the -n-s
man that queer is so gay he’s a monaghan
did you see what he was wearing, it was so monaghanish.

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