Monarch_OTS
this ain’t no b-tterfly, however, quite graceful. you can find the monarch_ots somewhere in the caribbean sea, on the “party bus” having a c-ck-fight or shooting a few tootsoonies and moofoomoofoos in call of duty 4. the monarch’s skills have been honed for several years taught by the sling-shot-buddha-guru himself, zio vincenzo, dating back to his first headshot… when he nailed the r-t-rded kid in the ear when he was walking with his mom…and the kid got in sh-t for crying!! ..what a disgraziato!!
weapons of preference: ak-47 w/silencer, canon slr digital camera w/optical zoom and rpg + grenade launcher.
keep the bazookas away from the monarch_ots
watch out!! ..monarch_ots has got a sling-shot!!
don’t tell monarch_ots we have the party bus!! ..what a finocchio!
Read Also:
- Vagina Drunk
when a girl cannot tell if there is a condom on her partners p-n-s. she must have been v-g-n- drunk to not feel that i wasnt wearing a condom.
- yankish rebal
a yankee that spent most of their life in the south & has adopted a lot of rebal ways yankish rebals are awesome
- catsluvdmb
e-famous user on livejournal service. likes to post weird news and random cr-p found across the universe. did you see that latest nasty -ss link on catsluvdmb’s journal?
- cat-timing
at the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave. you: “i cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, i suppose i’ll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion.” cat-timing: cat: “meow” (aka “cuddles plz!”)
- Cattle grinder
a party or gathering, so packed with people that if a riot was to start, the resulting chaos would end up mashing everybody into a pulp. yo, i went to a sick as party last night, it was a f-ckin cattle grinder tho!