mona’s mom


fat-ss fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.
mona: hey, mummy! you’ve got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard s-x w/ sh-lly!
mona: d-mn…

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