monash university


monash university, located in clayton apparently a place of higher education
person 1: hey, do you go to monash university?
person 2: nope, i’m not a snot nosed honey slathered sloth, i prefer an actual education.
person 1: oh, so which one then?
person 2: rmit.
person 1: that’s cool i go to swinburne.
person 2: better than monash, good food around there too.

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