a omnic spiritual leader who was -ss-ssinated by the -ss-ssin known as widomaker
tracer: wow. it’s an honor to meet a member of the shambali. mondatta was an inspiration to me.
zenyatta: to us all. i miss him greatly.
- ripped sock
like a pink sock, while during -n-l s-x, while the guy pulls out of the -n-l cavity, the persons b-tthole prolapses (turns inside out). however, in this case, the -n-s is torn. ethan: i am pulling out baby!! zak: ow!!! you pink socked me and it ripped! ethan: oh no!! i just have you a […]
an act which you feel is a crime, irrespective of actual law. the weight of conservative opinion was that sarah silverman’s tweet was a feelony.
- italian delight
when your significant other is having s-x with you then shoves a d-ld- up your -ss, and puts a gun to your head right when you’re about to climax. i was acting up so i got an italian delight. my girl was acting up so i gave her an italian delight! yo man have you […]
a p-rnboy is a man or boy whose entire knowledge of s-x and relationships is based on p-rn. he said ‘good girl’ whenever his grown adult girlfriend touched his b-lls, so she knew he was p-rnboy.
a person who ages their wine way past it’s prime. most british bordeaux drinkers are oenecrophiliacs. their ’28’s aren’t ready yet…