monday love
when you just can’t wait for monday to come, usually because you’ll be back at school (or work), and you make a huge deal about how excited you are.
a: oohhh…. i can’t wait for monday! i’m so excited!!!
b: you idiot! why would you want to go to school???
a: because then i can go to all my exciting cl-sses!
-b leaves, realizing that a has “monday love”-
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